Actually… maybe that's a strength? Honesty? Yeah. Let's go with that. 'My greatest weakness is my inability to pretend things are fine when they aren't. But I'll also fold 200 napkins in ten minutes.' Hire me, or don't. I have fallback options. Like… napping."
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You know what my fatal flaw is? Over-practicing. I even rehearsed how I would laugh if he said something funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. See? Robotic. I’m a robot. 1 Minute Monologues For Teens