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The crackle of the campfire was the only thing keeping me from screaming.

“We’re going to die,” he announced calmly. “Not in a dramatic way. Just… damp and annoyed.” -ENG- Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who ...

The Arrival: Optimism vs. Reality

I watched him wave the flaming stick around like a panicked wizard, and despite myself, I started to laugh. The trip was definitely not quiet, and it certainly wasn't peaceful, but as Mom caught my eye and winked, I realized it was going to be a lot more memorable than a weekend alone. The crackle of the campfire was the only

Alex:

"Are you awake? I think I heard a raccoon." You: "Go to sleep." Alex: "What if it’s not a raccoon? What if it’s a skinwalker? I watched a video. Do you think this land is sacred? We should apologize to the trees." You: "Go. To. Sleep." Alex: "I have to pee. Will you come with me? I’m scared of the dark. Also, your mom snores. Should we wake her up to check if she’s breathing?" Just… damp and annoyed

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